Hmm, what's my earliest memory? My earliest memory ought to be that memory, that had happened a looong time ago, maybe when I was 5 or 4. It should be memorable, like I don't think I had memorized something like eating a soup when I was 4. OK.
What I remember about me 4-5 years old? I had 2 friends: Margo and Misha, with which I often used to hang out together. We often took a bike-ride together, often in forest. It was really cool riding a bike in forest. Speeding up when riding down a hill is my favourite thing. I liked and like speed.
So, my earliest memory. It was something around the end of the December, near to New Year, the sky behind the window was dark. I was staying on a chair when I took a stick of my run off Chupa-Chups and put it into my mouth. Then I said: "Look, dad! I'm smoking!".
IDK what happened later, but this is funny memory)